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I work a graveyard shift job, and spend around 25 hours a week on tumblr. Beyond that, I'm a stupid dick and I like stupid things.

This blog is a weird mix of metal, cartoons, humor, wrestling, and other junk.

Small town Michigan, no future, real deal.

May 22
merelymeandering: Where is my body wash?!

merelymeandering:

Where is my body wash?!
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May 21
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my first reaction when I saw that was “well, that wasn’t a legdrop, it was a fame-asser….”

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usually this guy is an obnoxious bastard, but today i agree with him.

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May 20

smilinconqueror:

Don’t know if y’all watched the Billboard awards but this was the best moment of the night. I love Miguel’s music a lot but he knew he wasnt gonna make it. Its funny how they added the wrestling commentary in the end and I could watch this over and over and over. Thank god the girl that got struck is ok and laughing it off. Happy Monday!!!!!!
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May 19

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